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I’m almost done with season 1 of Blacklist and that makes me kinda sad.

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dynastylnoire:

beautiful-ambition:

Born Goddess, Crowned Queen 👑😌

she wins. everyone go home

Oh my God she is gorgeous

STAWP! I’m blushing. ☺️🙈

Whoa.

Would You Rather

Pierce your nose or your tongue? Nose, but only because my teeth have enough problems without a metal ball slapping around in there.
Drink whole or skimmed milk? Whole.
Die in a fire or drowning? Fire. I don’t wanna go out bloated.
Spend time with your parents or enemies? What’s the difference?

Are You?

Simple or complicated? Complicated, I guess?
Straight, gay, bisexual, other? Bi, thank you.
Tall or short? Short.
Right handed or left handed? Right handed.
A lover of music or a lover of books? This is a shitty question.

Do You Prefer

Flowers or sweets? As gifts? Neither.
Grey or black? Grey, I guess.
Color photos or black-and-white photos? Color, I suppose, but I have nothing against B&W. (But true B&W none of this fake filter shit.)
Sunrise or sunset? Sunset.
M&Ms or Skittles? Skittles.
Staying up late or waking up early? Neither.
Sun or moon? Moon.
Winter or Autumn? Both.
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? Two best friends.
Rainy or sunny? Rainy please.
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Neither.
Vodka or Jack? Both.

About You

What time is it? 16:20
Name? Elisabeth
Nicknames? Elisa, Elise. Just don’t call me Liz or Lizzie (There is no damn z in my name, jfc)
When is your birthday? January
What do you want? Right now? Orange juice.
How many kids do you want? This is complicated.
What would you name a girl? Charlotte (Probably Charlotte Sophia) or Melody-Ann/Melody Anastasia.
What would you name a boy? Leon.
You want to get married? I’m not OPPOSED to the idea, exactly.
What kind of music do you like? I prefer electroswing, jazz and blues, but I like a little bit of almost everything.

Unique

Nervous habits? Picking off my nailpolish, scratching the inside of my palm, biting the inside of my lip/cheek.
Are you double-jointed? No.
Can you roll your tongue? Yes.
Can you raise one eyebrow? Yes.
Can you cross your eyes? Yes.

Random

Which shoe goes on first? Right.
Ever thrown something at someone? Playfully, sure.
On average, how much money do you carry with you? Hahahahahaha
What jewelry do you wear? 1 Barbell, 2 Horseshoes, 5 Earrings (Typically studs, but sometimes dangles or hoops), and one or two necklaces. I can’t wear much else, my hands and wrists are too small for jewelry.
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? Twirl.
Have you ever eaten Spam? Yes.
Favorite ice cream? I won’t say no to rainbow sherbet or strawberry cheesecake.
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? Currently none.

Last

Car ride? RIDE? I don’t remember. But I drove my car on Friday.
Song played? Right now.
Person you saw? My own reflection. *Dramatic*
Time you cried? Last night.
Fight? vOv

pharaoh-doll:

pharaoh-doll:

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

Did you know: You can do this a second time daily from your cellphone.

If you click the links at the top of the page, you can also do this for Veterans, Breast Cancer, Diabetes, Hunger, etc.

Why do so many guys think it’s totally okay to make blunt, completely serious sexual offers/advances to girls they aren’t dating or don’t even know very well.

And I don’t even mean the creepy ‘women are objects’ guys, I mean guys that are otherwise fairly normal people.

There isn’t even any flirting here, you just went from zero to ‘I wanna go down on you’ in the course of “Hi, how’s your day.”

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

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shortformblog:

Fun guy chillin’ in South American rainforest finds plastic-eating fungi
Seriously, though this is kind of a big deal. Know that big problem we have? You know, the one involving a crapload of used plastic hanging around in landfills with nowhere to biodegrade for a couple million years? Well, Jonathan Russell might’ve solved that problem. See, Russell and his fellow Yale students went to Ecuador, where they found a new kind of fungus they’re calling Pestalotiopsis microspora. Big deal, you’re thinking. Anyone can find fungus anywhere! Well, something his fellow students found out after the fact is that this fungus can live on a diet of polyurethane alone — and even crazier, it doesn’t even need air to do so! In other words, we could potentially put it at the bottom of a landfill and cover it with plastic, and it would do the rest of the work. This might be game-changing if it works as advertised. (photo via Flickr user dbutt; EDIT: Updated with link to research abstract) source
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Wow

THIS IS AMAZINGGGG
I love nature

THE EARTH IS SO AMAZING IT KNOWS THAT WE’RE FUCKING IT UP AND EVEN THEN INSTEAD OF GIVING US AN APOCALYPSE IT GOES AND GIVES US A SOLUTION TO HELP US FIX WHAT WE FUCKED UP BLESS


Big shout out to nature for saving our asses for the billionth time

listless-tubist:

odielikethedog:

j4ya:

elinious:

effington:

shortformblog:

Seriously, though this is kind of a big deal. Know that big problem we have? You know, the one involving a crapload of used plastic hanging around in landfills with nowhere to biodegrade for a couple million years? Well, Jonathan Russell might’ve solved that problem. See, Russell and his fellow Yale students went to Ecuador, where they found a new kind of fungus they’re calling Pestalotiopsis microspora. Big deal, you’re thinking. Anyone can find fungus anywhere! Well, something his fellow students found out after the fact is that this fungus can live on a diet of polyurethane alone — and even crazier, it doesn’t even need air to do so! In other words, we could potentially put it at the bottom of a landfill and cover it with plastic, and it would do the rest of the work. This might be game-changing if it works as advertised. (photo via Flickr user dbutt; EDIT: Updated with link to research abstract) source

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Wow

THIS IS AMAZINGGGG

I love nature

THE EARTH IS SO AMAZING IT KNOWS THAT WE’RE FUCKING IT UP AND EVEN THEN INSTEAD OF GIVING US AN APOCALYPSE IT GOES AND GIVES US A SOLUTION TO HELP US FIX WHAT WE FUCKED UP BLESS

Big shout out to nature for saving our asses for the billionth time

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elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Every time we go past a cemetery my dad pulls the joke “that must be a popular place, people are just dying to get in”. Every time.

whenever i say something about having an ache or pain or hurting myself EVERY SINGLE TIME my dad sais “i went to the doc and said ‘doc, it hurts when i do this.’ and he said ‘well, then, don’t do that!’” AND EVERY SINGLE TIME HE GETS THAT SPARKLE IN HIS EYE